What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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