And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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