He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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