Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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