There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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