i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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