ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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