shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My vagina is officially offended.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
