Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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