spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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