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(562): View more from California

glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore

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(317): View more from Indiana

it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"

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(704): View more from North Carolina

What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?

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(703): View more from Virginia

that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good

(1-703): View more from Virginia

that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.

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(360): View more from Washington

You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights

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(206): View more from Washington

SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG

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