I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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