If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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