Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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