Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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