Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He felt like a one man threesome
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Randomize
