it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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