i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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