i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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