We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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