i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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