I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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