I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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