exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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