Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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