living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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