Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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