words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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