Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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