You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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