Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we made out on top of his cat.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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