I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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