did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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