just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
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