i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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