My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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