I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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it glows. i had to have it.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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