If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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