Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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