I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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