I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I understand Curling. That high.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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