Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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