a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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