we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter