the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?