its not stalking. its research.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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