Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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