Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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