Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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