dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Shame - the story of my life.
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