She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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