One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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