my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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