Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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