I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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