what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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