Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
